When I were a wee lass, Mum would send me doon to t'corner shoppe wi' a fifty pence, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' tatties, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs.
Ye can't do that noo. Too many blinkin' security cameras!
